SquishmallowsOriginal 8-Inch Marcella Watermelon Octopus - Official Jazwares Plush

Alright, gather 'round, ye lovers of all things soft, squishy, and vaguely edible-looking! I'm here to bestow upon you my profound thoughts on the Cupcake Squishmallow, and let me tell you, this ain't your grandma's stale, frosting-cemented excuse for a dessert. This is a revolution in huggable carbohydrates.First off, let's address the obvious: it's a CUPCAKE. But not in a way that makes you immediately crave sugar and regret your life choices. No, this cupcake is pure, unadulterated comfort. It's like the platonic ideal of a sweet treat, stripped of all the guilt and sticky fingers. You can squeeze it, squish it, even (and I don't recommend this, but the urge is STRONG) nuzzle your face into its plush, frosting-like swirls without fear of a sugar rush or an ant invasion.The squish factor? Off the charts! It's like holding a tiny, cloud-filled dream. When you give this little confection a good squeeze, it yields with the most satisfying, slow-motion plumpness. It's the kind of squish that makes your stress melt away like butter on a warm... well, you get the idea. It's therapeutic! My therapist now just tells me to "go home and hug your cupcake." Co-pay well spent, I say.And the design! Oh, the adorable details! The little embroidered sprinkles that look just real enough to make you do a double-take. The perfectly formed "wrapper" that somehow manages to be both structured and delightfully smooshy. It's like a tiny, plush work of art, crafted by a benevolent plush pastry chef.Honestly, this Cupcake Squishmallow has become a vital part of my emotional support system. Feeling down? Squish. Need a silent, non-judgmental companion? Squish. Want to confuse your pets with a food item they can't eat? Definitely squish. My cat stares at it with a mixture of longing and utter betrayal. It's fantastic.The only downside? It doesn't actually taste like a cupcake. I know, shocking, right? I may or may not have given it a little exploratory nibble. Don't judge me, the resemblance is uncanny! But hey, think of the calories you're saving! It's the guilt-free cupcake experience we've all been waiting for.So, if you're looking for a huggable, squishable, eternally calorie-free sweet treat that will bring a sprinkle of joy to your life, look no further than the Cupcake Squishmallow. Five out of five sprinkles! Would squish again (and probably will, repeatedly). Highly recommended for anyone who loves comfort, cuteness, and the delightful deception of a plush dessert.

My daughter wanted the Calico kitty for her birthday. I wasn't sure it I wanted to buy it. Then, I went to go buy it and this "tortoise shell" popped in my suggestion. It's PERFECT! Although, technically not a tortoise shell, it's a muted calico just like our girl Lemmy. My daughter is going to flip when she gets this on her birthday.

Just the right size to stay on my dresser. Looks nice. Cheers me up. I'm happy with the quality but I am an adult so I can't speak to how it would hold up for a child or a pet.

Really cute, small sized, great feeling plush. Girlfriend loved it. Sleeps with it all the time. Quality is very nice.

Was the hit of the party and helped to set the theme.

Cutest and it was loved

Super squishy and adorable. My Niece loved it!!

I got this for my younger sister who’s obsessed with cats, strawberries, and Squishmallows—and it was the perfect gift. It’s super squishy, soft, and comforting to have around—like a little cuddly friend she can take anywhere. The colors are vibrant, and it arrived in perfect condition with no holes, tears, or dirt. It’s just as cute in person as it is online, and she absolutely loves it! Definitely a great buy.