Violet Crumble 50gm (Pack of 3 Bars) Australian

Delicious as always!

My favorite. Arrived promptly.

Ok, we all know it's probably the best, most powerful candy bar ever made. So we can move on to what we should do with all this raw honeycomb and chocolate power. I have a few ideas: 1. Replace all bombs, firearms and rocket launchers in Afghanistan, Israel, Palestine, Syria, Iraq and Iran with Violet Crumbles. If you got shot in the head with a Violet Crumble, it would be the very best day of your life, not the opposite. If you are driving around in a hum-vee and a big pinata full of Violet Crumbles explodes next to you, again, best day of your life. All those images of people laying around dead and bleeding on the news would be replaced with dazed people walking around covered in milk chocolate and honeycomb shrapnel...and HUGE smiles on their faces. So, really #1 is a no-brainer, lets make this happen. 2. If we could somehow get Chuck Norris to eat a Violet Crumble, then space-time could finally collapse in on itself and we would all experience eternal life with a mouthful of Violet Crumble as time slowed to an eventual stop. This could be dangerous, so Chuck Norris would need to conduct some scientific experiments to make sure this was a safe way to end the universe. I'll defer to his findings. 3. A Violet Crumble in your fuel tank could possibly increase your horsepower and fuel economy to somewhere approaching infinity. Note: This statement has not been verified by the NHTSA or the FDA. 4. Rubbing a partially melted Violet Crumble over the naked body of the one you love, and then picturing that image every time you get in an argument with them will force you to love them even more every time you really want to hate them. 4(a). Extending #4, We should lock Obama and Putin in a room and force them to do this to each other. Another problem solved. 5. Give a man a Violet Crumble and he'll experience heaven for a day. Teach him HOW to Violet Crumble and he'll have heaven on earth for all his days. This applies to all genders, not just fellas, anyone can do it. So in conclusion. If you want to have a better life, be happier, live longer, grow more hair, have a stronger libido and eventually evolve into an an actual celestial star, then eat as many of these as you can every single day. Keep Calm and Crumble On

My son loves these. First bite is a little odd, but, they are addictive! YUM.

My husband is from Australia and this is his absolute, hands down, favorite candy bar ever!

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I really wanted these after seeing them on Facebook & TikTok… They were ok tasting but just couldn’t get past the texture… it’s almost like biting into chalk!! Others seem to like them so if you’re curious try them. Not horrible just strange to my teeth

Taste delicious

Even though these are rather expensive, they are 10 times better than crunchiest!!!!

Important present for ex - pat Aussie Husband

3 big bars, took my Australian family member back to his roots. Well worth it.

Excellent and prompt service

Great bars of candy from Autralia, but smashed to bits by Amazon's poor packaging. Arrived in the same envelope as a heavy whetstone sharpening tool.