Couger SVVan Magnesium Citrate Saline Laxative - Cherry (2-Pack)

Only 1 bottle from a 2 pack arrived.

Took a chance and bought this based on the reviews. Drank a whole bottle the night before and it definitely worked from when I woke up. No stomach cramps, bloating or pain. Agree with other reviewers to take the day off and do not flatulate unless sat on the toilet! 🤭 🚽 💩

T'was a sunday afternoon, the sky was clear and the cold wind of the tenth month blew what was left of our dear memories of summer and warmth. Our brave hero looked at the two crystallin vials filled with wild magic and thought that it was pure folly, nay! T'was as an unspeakable madness for he was about to curse its own bowels with those foul potions. Our brave yet mad hero guzzled not one but BOTH of the dark forbidden tincture, after what he sat down and waited for is demise...He waited, and waited and waited for what seemed to be eons. Alast after ages, he felt something! What begun as a small pinching sensation slowly builds up in is intestines... He could feel it for the pristine white porcelain was about to be coated from bottom to edges with the same color as the sky on a moonless night! Then it happened... t'was the smallest, dryest and noiseless fart the universe had ever heard of... and our hero sat there filled with an underwhelming sense of accomplishment and left with nothing but disappointments... Was it all that these potions had to offer? Was it all in vain?! Our hero wipe down is pink eye, pull up is trousers and left the pristine throne for he shalt wait for the battle that one day may come as foretold by the great seers

Honestly, this stuff is not for the feint hearted, you will absolutely need to book the day off work, or even the day after depending on what time you drink it! I am currently on day 3 and movement is still going strong and unpredictable, took a chance at nipping to Tesco earlier, and all i will say is there is currently a half full trolley loitering around the exit, Maybe causing a security issue but hey, i feel cleansed and a good few LBS lighter, it isn’t the nicest drink in the world, Remember those glacier cherries you used to get in the 90s? Them with some harribo tang tastics. Maybe add to your order some toilet roll, and sudocrem to combat the sting!

I have tried it and it’s effective the first time I had entire bottle and woke the next day with moving bowls. After using the bathroom I felt lighter lol it’s slightly overpriced and the size is good. It worked fast with me within 3 hours and experienced some stomach pain. However it’s easy for your body to get used to it and it.

So sour that even recalling it makes me gag. Drank the whole bottle, no effect. Gave me a raging headache and the shakes so that was unpleasant. Very expensive considering it did not have any effect on the bowels.