Dickshark

Totally like one of the best of the Bill Zebub ones we have ever seen

Funny premise, fairly well done first scene, Misty Mundae is always fun, but... this director just doesn't know how to make films. He simply doesn't know when is when, how to edit/cut, and how to take a seemingly foolproof premise and turn it into an engaging story with a beginning, middle, and end (very BASIC stuff that even toddlers know) that entertains for more than a few minutes tops. Nothing but impromptu babbling and scenes that drag on and on with one scene finishing and another beginning making you wonder if he just films stuff and slaps it together without having any kind of, again, storytelling flow. This guy is like a Z rate Troma's Lloyd Kaufman wannabe and IMO Troma has the same types of problems of coming up with great titles/premises and never fully delivering what you hope for but at least they understand the general concept of storytelling where there's actually an end point/exclamation point that everything leads up to. Mr. Zebub's films are the case of a guy having all the ingredients and never coming up with an edible meal. He manages to get B-Movie scream queens that have cult followings and then it's like he has no clue what to do with them. Nothing is foolproof with this guy. He makes nude girls seem completely unsexy, he makes heavy metal the last genre you'd ever want to listen to even if that's your favorite genre beforehand, and he ticks you off in the process because it seems impossible that a movie called D*ckshark wouldn't be fun, but it isn't after about two minues. This thing's 2 and half hours long and apart from the opening scene which feels like a promising super corny porno, the rest feels like he just filmed himself yapping with chicks in hotels and in the woods (sometimes groping them as if they were just there to be his own stress balls) while they stood around uncomfortably but hopefully paid well enough to stand there smiling and replying to him with improv that's just as good as Bill's but still nothing more than what any nontalented normal Joe Schmoe would say at any Denny's restaurant on any night. Just garbage. Just because you have a camera and can get girls to undress in front of it does NOT mean you're a movie maker nor a B-Movie director. This is no better or worse than the stuff dorks at home who make cell phone or camcorder movies with their buddies in the park and in their backyards make, and most of that stuff is just not funny to anybody but those involved and often only a couple of those involved while everybody else thinks it's like watching slide photos of vacation trips of people you're not really that interested in. Not only that but the long run time makes the DVD have playback issues of sticking/freezing which often happens when long stuff is put out on poor quality DVD. Avoid the temptation to buy this. Misty Mundae fans will think less of her afterward which is a shame. It's good enough to simply read the title, know the basic synopsis, and then use your imagination. Your mind's eye version will be better than the real thing by MILES.

Are you kidding me? It took me about 15 minutes to watch this and when I did slow it down it was this huge plastic dick flopping around in the water doing all the tattooed ladies. And the tattoos one chick had barley any clean skin left. Some of the girls were sort of cute. Any way I gave this movie to a friend again no plot but you don't expect it. If you like a joke movie this is it and the joke will be on you.

A great deal of this movie is long boring scenes that I think only exist because of the music being played. If you've seen this guys movies before you know what to expect when it isn't a long boring music video: witty dialog given by people who can't act and excessive nudity. The box warns that this isn't porn, and the box is right. Porn is arousing. This is not. This is Bill Zebub.IF it was an hour long, with all the dialog preserved, this movie would be great. But the long boring scenes with music just suck.Also, I want to make a movie, just so I can get all the hot starlets like the director does. I can't act either, so I'll be perfect!

This is softcore the likes of what we are used to from Misty Mundea (Erin Brown). It's silly, it's sexy, and it's stupid! If you're not into the Seduction Cinema type of sexy humor you'll hate it. If you're a MM fan you'll love it. As shown on the cover, Dickshark, is a plastic dildo that gets played with by good looking women.

This film is great. It is smart and sexy. Bill Z rocks. Erin Brown is gorgeous as well as all the other actresses. Thank you all for this beautiful piece of art cinema.

do not waste your money

Misty Mundae is one of my favorite actresses. Sweet and innocent.

Bought this for a secret santa, and our theme was to get the biggest laugh and honestly after seeing the reviews on youtube i think I've won, honestly if you want the perfect gag gift you've found it!