Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy, Brown, 4 inches

very funny and looks like a real turd!

Looks great.

Easy transaction and speedy delivery. Gag toys for the grandsons.

My family couldn't believe I bought fake poo on Amazon. It has been fun to find places to set this down. It looks pretty real at the right distance. My one complaint is that the poo is curved like a hotdog, so it is hard to keep it facing up. The bottom is indented with "made in china" so it only looks real from the top. If it laid flat on the ground it would be a lot easier to make this thing look more real. Otherwise it is fun to have. Since I don't want to return a $5 fake poop I will just keep it, but if I could go back in time I would probably get the "Premium Dog Poop" Amazon suggested to me based on my recent purchase and viewing history. WARNING: If you share an Amazon account with someone like a husband or wife be prepared for your Amazon account to suggest many types of fake poop and prank devices available. Its nothing bad, but it is just makes people think you are very strange when they see you have been looking at fake poop online. hahaha my wife was so confused when she saw this on our computer.

Kids dig it

I had such high hopes for this but it won't stay on the seat. Kept falling into the toilet so it wasnt the joke I had hoped for.

my old man always complains about me using mum's bathroom (for any reason), so when he got home from work, I loudly announced to the whole family that I had to go poopy, put the fake turd on the seat, flushed and waited. about 30 minutes later, there was very loud shouting from mum's bathroom, he was ranting about how I needed to clean up my mess, so i walked past him, and just grabbed a fistful of plastic poopy. OHHH the look on his face....!!!! mum and I laughed for 5 minutes straight (and I was so thoroughly amused, I sounded like some olde timey cartoon witch cackling) he was not amused in the least.. but I MOST DEFINITELY WAS! cute/color: eh.... it looks like a realistic poop...so cuteness is not exactly a word I would attribute to this product. but it looks exactly as described in the listing so 10/10! smell: I mean... if you're gonna SNIFF IT, it smells faintly of plastic (kind of like when you first take a pool toy out of the packaging) 10/10! value for money: HELL... YES.... 🤣100/10! size: 🤣 a good solid log of poop! 10/10! gift value: this number differs based on if the recipient has a good sense of humor or not 😅 as a gift for my mum? 10/10! but as a gift for my old man? -100/10!

How on earth this product EVER received so many 5 star ratings is absolutely baffling! Goes to show how important it is to read the 1 & 2 stars A LOT more thoroughly, and to not have much faith in a product just because it has high ratings. Lesson learned! We received this today, and honestly, the biggest laugh of all is spending towards $6 for something that in no way even closely resembles the real thing - AND the fact that it is VERY small. (Like another reviewer said - it’s the size you’d find in a cat litter box - very small). We got this as our young grandson LOVES practical jokes, so we thought this would be such fun for him to prank his parents and friends. But after seeing it, I honestly doubt we will even give it to him as it’s embarrassing how fake looking it is. The shine is so entirely brilliant (as in blinding - not as in “great job”) that it’s hard to imagine designers actually thinking that looks real. If it were silver, you could literally use it as a mirror. I tried to catch the shine in my photos, but it’s so much worse in person. Also, we “thought” it was going to be squishy - which obviously would have added an insane amount of realism to it - but it is hard as a rock! Between the insane shine and the rock hard plastic, this thing does not even closely resemble the product photos. Six bucks isn’t like losing hundreds, but this is definitely in the top 10 of the worst six bucks I’ve ever spent. I hate to say it, but the joke was on us. 😔

I deceived many people hehehe. Good seller and perfect product. I love it too much.

Great party joke